OK. Im sure most of you can still recall how suddenly all of you turn into an overnight Coldplay fam just a few days before 0709 just because they sang the song 'Yellow'.
In fact, i dare say that most of you heard that song the first time a few days prior to the rally, by YouTubing it. Not sure what song im talking about? well, here's the video.
Trivia! The whole vid was a single, continuous take of Chris Martin walking on the beach. Shot at 50 frames per second, twice the regular speed, Chris to sing the song at double speed so that the audio and visual content would be in sync. The final edit slowed to 25 frames per second, to create a slow motion effect of the video.
Originally, the video was supposed have the whole band to appear in the video, in a sunny setting. However, drummer, Will Champion's mother's funeral was held on the day of the shooting, so it was decided that only Martin would appear in the video.
OK. Enough about that.
Now, post Bersih, everyone in the government are producing their own conspiracy theories that the whole rally was part of a Christian, Communist, even a Jew plan to overthrow the Malaysian government. Why? I dunno. Last time i checked, Ambiga, the head honcho of Bersih was Indian. Probably her nose is huge, which led to some quarters thinking she's Jewish. But she's a lawyer la. Not a businesswoman. Hence, she's Indian. (i kid! i kid!)
Anyway.
Come to think of it (or more like OVERTHINKING IT), there is (or might be) a connection between the band Coldplay, with everything mentioned above! From their song title, (e.g 'Yellow'), lyrics, or even what Chris Martin once had written on his palm during his concerts!
So this whole Bersih2.0 - Yellow - Christian - Jew - Communism theory might actually hold water after all, and that Ibrahim Ali is actually a swell guy to enjoy Bak Kut Teh with.
So lets analyze.
- The name 'Coldplay'. COLD! refers to the Cold War between the US and Russia - Communists!
Agenda komunis ni!
So ngam la them Parti Sosialis Malaysia kena cekup!
The song Yellow BY Coldplay. How potent is that? Bersih. yellow. Coldplay. Communism. hint hint.
- Chris Martin is married to Gwyneth Paltrow who is of a Russian Jewish descent. Her grandad is a Rabbi somemore. Hambik kau Wisma Putra!
Fast forward to their more recent work, lets pick one of the more popular ones where people will still recall. The song Viva La Vida.
The song is well known for their Bible references, (Alamak. Ni Kristian meracuni minda anak Melayu ni! (somehow, anak-anak Cina dan India immune pulak to this kind of hasutan. Probably antibodies develop cuz they makan babi) ), revolution and a failed institution e.g king or government,
"I used to rule the world / seas would rise when i gave the word/ now in the morning i sleep alone/ sweep the streets i used to own"
That line is a very direct warning to the government. Also, like taking a piss at a certain Pak Loh who spent most of his time in office sleeping.....
Coldplay ni main subliminal messaging ye. Kansel sama itu permit concert!
"And i discovered that my castle stand, upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand"
"pillars of sand" is a clear reference to the Biblical parable given by Jesus about the fool who built his house on sand, and the wise man who built it on solid rock, while "pillars of salt" is a reference to Lot's wife, who was turned into a pillar of salt."
Ni referring to Putrajaya ka???
"I know Saint Peter won't call my name" - HAH! 'Saint'! Santo santo ni. Klaus ka. New Orleans Saints ka. Saint Bernard ka. Tak kira. Syirik!
By the way, St Peter is the dude who takes care of the gates of heaven.
HUH! macam sambungan first lines from Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven je! "There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven!" - Macam perli Bik_Mama je ni!
"I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing/ Roman Cavalry choirs are singing"
HAH! Jerusalem! Baitulmaqdis! Yahudi! Roman Cavalry! Perang Salib! Ni sah memang ada ejen Yahudi mainkan peranan dalam BERSIH ni!
"Revolutionaries wait / For my head on a silver plate!"
Jibby: GULP.
So there you have it. Overthinkingit post #1. The silent connection on how the invisible hand of the JUICE and X-tians (pronounced 'ex-tian', not Christian, ok?) are present in the Bersih2.0 rally. And Anwar and his vid? Itu HVD buat tu. Tak lepas FINAS. Extras playing around with handicam.
So maybe im just overthinking it. Or maybe im so bored that I happen to (stupidly) patch all these theories together while stuck in the LDP jam earlier today. Maybe all the above actually made sense!
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