Jessica Alba : The hottest Datuk in waiting...!

mYes!!!! No kidding! Since its already confirmed that Shah Rukh Khan is indeed coming over to accept his Datukship, and even the Melaka State Government dude even defended the decision to reward him, it hit me!

OOohoooo...Melaka people now smug la eh? Got Bollywood hearthrob SRK in your ranks of Datuks....

EAT THIS MELAKA....! My idea trumps any Datuks in Malaysia! Hollywood Trumps Bollywood!

Sarawak wins!WHY...?????

And i believe that all Malaysian males would agree with me here! Jessica Alba as a Datuk too!

On a serious note, Jessica Alba deserves one too! Seriously ! Serious SHIT!

For those who are unaware, she acted as an IBAN girl, in a movie, FILMED IN SARAWAK, set during the time of the British Colonial rule there, around the 1930's.....

Title of the movie : The Sleeping Dictionary

it's basically a story about Iban girls who sort of become "more than just learning languages" with a British guy. Aha. Apparently it was a widespread thing during that time. I dont know whether it is warranted, tho. Maybe. Maybe .

YES! IBAN! Im half IBAN, and i dont look anything like my Iban cousins (crazy thing, this Genetic / hereditary trait thing...must be mum's dominant trait which i took...), but apparently, to Hollywood, Jessica Alba passes off as one HOT SPANKING IBAN CHICK!

Apparently she goes topless in the movie, and got some love scenes too...! Tadaa! Right. Now go Torrenting for the movie, you perv.
















"Wanna Ngirup some Tuak...? " (sorry..my IBAN sucks...!)

Gosh. I wanna balik kampung la like this. =P. Riiight.

Shoot. If all Sarawakian ...i MEAN IBAN babes look like this... then there would be a bridge connecting Johor to Kuching. I kid you not!!

Anyway....
Jessica-OH SO FUCKINHOT - Alba ....The Sarawak State Government should pick her into the ranks of Datuks....

The hottest Datuk ever!

Before, and after giving birth! Yes ..yes...!

Logic? Yes!!! If taking into consideration the Melaka State Gov who defended their actions, by saying filming in Melaka sort of promoted Melaka tourism. Hmmm...i wonder if Melaka was even mentioned at the end of the movie credits SRK was in...BUT! The Sleeping Dictionary directly indicated it is in Sarawak. And her character is IBAN.Solid case here!

Not only it gives the whole world the notion that Iban chicks are HOT (well..that's a stretch..but any publicity is good publicity), it also promotes tourism ...riight?




















"Agi Idup Agi Ngelaban...Yo..! Luvs It! "

Next : Megan Fox and Natalie Portman acting in the new version of "Bawang Putih Bawang Merah".


Fellow Blogger : Bongkersz has taken the initiative to promote this idea..and i even opened up a Facebook Group for this NOBLE cause....

Like Bong said...what's wrong with going topless? Shah Rukh Khan also go topless in his movies what....???

Selima (her character in the movie) can translate for me anytime....=P considering my poor skills in Iban...=P


New update : apparently Kennysia wrote about this too? well...great minds think alike? LOL....

so the case of Plagiarism...errrr..crazy ka? Im in the Intellectual Property sector wanna play with fire ka like that...? =P